Who are we?
We are young but promising leading-the-field technological company
(of one) that is constantly looking for innovations (err, I mean for
something awesome to try) in order to bring you brand new, never seen
before pieces of tech that will blow your mind and make you question
yourself: “How in the world did I live without it?!”
What do we do?
Our R&D department (mostly my apartment) is suited with all sorts
of cutting edge equipment (which I either bought on Ebay or took from
nearby dumpster) for advanced scientific experimentation and research
so we are capable of performing a variety of tasks (mostly CS, math
and applied physics since I'm not sure how I can perform anything
else with that garbage). What we can't perform we outsource to other
widely known and respected agencies and companies we keep in touch
with on regular basis (mostly some guys I know from different
departments at university). This way we can assure the successful
accomplishment of anything you have or ever had on your mind!
Everything is possible with us!
You can reach us at firstname.lastname@example.org
. You can
also use other methods of communication which are all listed on contacts
Why is this site so crappy?
Because we're neither web designers nor artists. We're serious
motherfucking scientists, pardon my French.